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This section contains every Philosophy Bites strip, organized by storyline.
You can click on the title of the story to go to a cover page of sorts.
Story #1 - New Kid At the Stop
   Strip 1 - The More Velcro'ed Side
   Strip 2 - Thanks For Asking!
   Strip 3 - All Hail the Dungeon Master!
   Strip 4 - 'Be Prepared'
   Strip 5 - Where All the Weirdos Go (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 6 - Apathetic Students
   Strip 7 - Yharr! Hey Kids!
Story #1 - Afterthought


Story #2 - Thinking Too Hard
   Strip 1 - I Think, Therefore, I Gotta Run
   Strip 2 - Some Sort of Religious Controversy
   Strip 3 - A Shiny Dollar For Your Dignity
   Strip 4 - Not Quite the Desired Effect
   Intermission - The Candygram Conundrum (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 5 - Extra Locker Space
   Strip 6 - Anything Even Resembling Thought
   Strip 7 - Tuneless Noise and Space
   Strip 8 - It May Already Be Too Late!
   Strip 9 - Philosophy Is Not a Science
   Strip 10 - The Universe Is Falling Apart
   Strip 11 - Never Give Up!
   Intermission - The Sum of Its Parts (Sunday Edition)
Story #2 - Afterthought


Story #3 - The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Heard
   Intermission - Understanding Shakespeare
   Strip 1 - He Who Laughs Last
   Strip 2 - Work Is Its Own Reward
   Strip 3 - Creative Kickback
   Strip 4 - Throwing Up For the Future
   Strip 5 - There It Goes Again! (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 6 - Closure Kicking
Story #3 - Afterthought


Story #4 - Car-Nage
   Intermission - April Foiled! (Sunday Edition)
   Intermission - Et-Tu Salt (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 1 - A Disturbance in 'The Force'
   Strip 2 - Where the Streets Have No Name
   Strip 3 - The Price of Peace
   Strip 4 - Two Good Reasons
   Strip 5 - Irony Strikes Again!
   Strip 6 - Memories of Car (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 7 - Insurance Lesson
   Intermission - The Perfect Life
Story #4 - Afterthought


Story #5 - Cheating In The 21st Century
   Strip 1 - Good Time Management
   Strip 2 - Fight That Progress!
   Strip 3 - The Elbow Equations
   Intermission - Cartoonists' Day
   Strip 4 - When It All Went Sour (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 5 - Testing's Double Standard
   Intermission - Alternative Backpack Choices
Story #5 - Afterthought


Story #6 - Risky Business
   Strip 1 - Case Closed
   Strip 2 - The Entrepreneurial Spirit
   Strip 3 - A Capital Loss
   Strip 4 - Price Reduction
   Strip 5 - 'Machine Wash Only'
   Intermission - Meaningless Denominations (Sunday Edition)
   Intermission - The Scroll of Bad Spelling
   Strip 6 - Expired Milk Futures
   Strip 7 - Permanent Kidney Damage
   Strip 8 - It Pays to Advertise
   Strip 9 - Just Like a Real Company (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 10 - Competitive Blindness
Story #6 - Afterthought


Story #7 - Fire in the School
   Strip 1 - Chemical Expirimentation
   Strip 2 - Sudden Involment
   Strip 3 - Experimental Burning
   Strip 4 - Severe Respiratory Illness
   Strip 5 - Comatose Through Class (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 6 - Poster Problems
   Intermission - The Shirts Are A-Changing
Story #7 - Afterthought


Story #8 - Study Buddies
   Strip 1 - Amputational Studies
   Strip 2 - Helping Out
   Strip 3 - Let the Good Times Roll!
   Strip 4 - What Makes a Party (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 5 - Studying Made Fun
   Strip 6 - The Silver Lining
   Strip 7 - Amputation Revisited
   Strip 8 - Less Is More
   Intermission - The Five Stages of Post-Test Grief (Sunday Edition)
Story #8 - Afterthought


Story #9 - Nerds Only
   Strip 1 - The Voyages of the Peequod (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 2 - Repugnantly Gruesome
   Strip 3 - Putting Kids First
   Strip 4 - Vive La Difference!
   Strip 5 - The Porcelin Valley
   Strip 6 - There Goes the Utopia
   Strip 7 - Order Restored
Story #9 - Afterthought


Story #10 - Scamreligious
   Strip 1 - Almonds of God
   Strip 2 - Fully Licenced and Registered
   Strip 3 - The Core Principle
   Strip 4 - Fellow Scam Artists
   Strip 5 - Conned!
   Intermission - True Sight
   Intermission - Surrounded By Idiots (Sunday Edition)
Story #10 - Afterthought


Story #11 - An Informed Electorate
   Strip 1 - Not a Scientific Poll
   Strip 2 - A Complicated Issue
   Strip 3 - The Press Conference (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 4 - Inconspicuous Coverage
   Strip 5 - Collapsed Windpipe of Victory!
   Strip 6 - 'Justice is Blinds'
   Strip 7 - Skylight of Opportunity
   Strip 8 - Ridiculous Comedy Gold
   Strip 9 - Protecting Bob the Electorate
   Strip 10 - Free Country
   Strip 11 - One Rockin' Dude
   Strip 12 - Democracy Prevails
   Strip 13 - The Worst News Broadcast Ever
   Intermission - The Day I Wasted 25 Dollars (Sunday Edition)
Story #11 - Afterthought


Story #12 - New Hit Game: Virtual Bookstore
   Strip 1 - Simulation Games
   Strip 2 - Pulling People In
   Strip 3 - Field Research
   Strip 4 - 'Competitive' Gaming
   Strip 5 - Virtual Idiots
   Strip 6 - Expansion Pack
   Intermission - Variety is the Spice of Lunch
   Intermission - Throwing Pennies for Charity (Sunday Edition)
   Intermission - All Sales Final
Story #12 - Afterthought


Story #13 - A Capital Idea
   Strip 1 - Capitalism Burns
   Strip 2 - Exploitation
   Strip 3 - Disclaimer
   Strip 4 - A Sign of Madness
   Intermission - Spamming it Up! (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 5 - Corporate Rebellion
   Strip 6 - Fight the Power!
   Strip 7 - Instant Credibility
   Intermission - Disappearing Candy Trick (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 8 - The Greatest Person Ever
   Strip 9 - Protest Music
   Intermission - University Applications
   Intermission - Minute of Silence
Story #13 - Afterthought


Story #14 - Understanding Art
   Strip 1 - Repetitive Belief
   Strip 2 - Defining Art
   Strip 3 - Art and the Women
   Strip 4 - Sinking In
   Strip 5 - Suggested Donation
   Strip 6 - One in Every Group
   Strip 7 - Climbing the Ladder
   Strip 8 - The Apple Exhibit (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 9 - Abstract Art
   Strip 10 - Artistic Revelation
   Strip 11 - Well Worth It
   Strip 12 - ART!!!!
   Strip 13 - Verbal Art
   Intermission - Greeting Cards


Story #15 - The Nerd Party
   Strip 1 - Hard to Refuse (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 2 - Schtop Doing That!
   Strip 3 - Unexpected Guest
   Strip 4 - That's the Problem
   Intermission - Merry Christmas 2003 (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 5 - Awkward Silence
   Strip 6 - Pizza Blockets
   Strip 7 - Nerds and Video Games (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 8 - Deep-Fried Dirt
   Strip 9 - Run Nerds, Run!
   Strip 10 - Who Invited Ress?
   Strip 11 - What Fun!


Story #16 - Ress's Test
   Strip 1 - I Know This One!
   Strip 2 - Tough Questions
   Strip 3 - Word Problems
   Strip 4 - Trick Question
   Strip 5 - Putting Your Head Down
   Strip 6 - The Clock is Ticking
   Strip 7 - The Postmortem (Sunday Style)
   Strip 8 - It's All Relative
   Strip 9 - Hope Springs Eternal
   Intermission - Going-Away Party (Sunday Style)


Story #17 - The Worst Music Test Ever
   Strip 1 - Signing Out
   Strip 2 - Five Finger Signout
   Intermission - A Tragic Valentine's Day (Sunday Style)
   Strip 3 - The Funky Flutist
   Strip 4 - The New Music
   Strip 5 - Murphy's Law
   Strip 6 - Pant Flute Gasp
   Strip 7 - Feeling Better
   Strip 8 - Not Specific Enough
   Strip 9 - Nick of Time
   Strip 10 - Time For One More
   Strip 11 - Moral Victory (Sunday Style)
   Strip 12 - Personal Reminder


Story #18 - The Mayor Cares
   Strip 1 - Personal Development Day
   Strip 2 - Local Hooligan Ress Silks
   Strip 3 - The 'Reception' Room
   Strip 4 - Journalistic Immunity
   Strip 5 - That Conflicted Feeling
   Strip 6 - Almost Zero (Sunday Style)
   Strip 7 - Are You Happy Now?
   Strip 8 - A Huge Scoop
   Strip 9 - Concentrated Blackout
   Strip 10 - Not a Brilliant Trap
   Intermission - SCSI Me (In Colour)
   Strip 11 - Disappearance
   Strip 12 - All Sorts of Crazy Things (Sunday Style)
   Strip 13 - Hard to Believe
   Intermission - Painted Eggs (In Colour)
   Strip 14 - The Mayor Runs
   Strip 15 - No Evidence
   Strip 16 - The Mayor Doesn't Care
   Strip 17 - Steve's Choice (Sunday Style)
   Strip 18 - Steve Goes Nuts
   Strip 19 - Justice From Above
   Strip 20 - Everyone's Happy


Story #19 - Fashion Attack!
   Strip 1 - Extreme Style
   Strip 2 - Attention Grabber
   Intermission - Brett's Webcomic (Sunday Style)
   Strip 3 - Long-Haired Dork
   Strip 4 - Tired Of It (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 5 - No Big Deal
   Intermission - The Guessing Game (Sunday Style)
   Strip 6 - The Master of Kool
   Strip 7 - Reasons For Coolness
   Strip 8 - Nerd Wear
   Strip 9 - Being 'Kool'
   Strip 10 - The Ways of the Hip
   Strip 11 - Down With Big Corporations! (In Colour)
   Strip 12 - Ore Wa Brett-San!
   Strip 13 - Journey Toward Coolness
   Strip 14 - For the Record


Story #20 - Ress's Dream Job
   Intermission - Magic Decoder Ring (Sunday Style)
   Strip 1 - Buying What I Want
   Strip 2 - Ress Math
   Strip 3 - Important Stuff
   Strip 4 - Sorting the Lost and Found
   Strip 5 - Getting Your Dream Job
   Strip 6 - Best Job Ever
   Strip 7 - Getting Caught
   Strip 8 - Missing the Point
   Strip 9 - Making People Forget (Sunday Style)
   Strip 10 - Shared Out
   Intermission - Circles (Sunday Style)


Story #21 - Cutting Class
   Strip 1 - So Long, Losers!
   Strip 2 - Ress Misses Out
   Strip 3 - Not Enough Sleep (Sunday Style)
   Strip 4 - Freedom or Death
   Strip 5 - Outside??
   Strip 6 - Understaffed-ed
   Strip 7 - Macaw and Brett Suffer
   Strip 8 - Finding Ress
   Strip 9 - Nuts to This Job!
   Strip 10 - Bad Intentions
   Strip 11 - Finding a Balance
   Strip 12 - Another Notch
   Intermission - Putting Things Together


Story #22 - E-Scamming
   Strip 1 - Very Very Sick
   Strip 2 - Scamming Reunion
   Strip 3 - A Scam That Can't Fail
   Strip 4 - What We've Been Looking For (Sunday Style)
   Strip 5 - A Whole New Spin
   Strip 6 - My Motivation
   Strip 7 - Princess Sharess
   Guest Week - Zorked!
   Guest Week - To Sleep, Perchance to Dream
   Guest Week - I've Started A Webcomic!
   Strip 8 - Adjusted!
   Strip 9 - Plz Help Me Kthxbye
   Strip 10 - Jackpot!
   Strip 11 - A Well Guarded Secret
   Strip 12 - Working Independantly
   Strip 13 - As Dumb As Shorty
   Strip 14 - No Cards Required
   Strip 15 - Ress's Cue To Leave
   Strip 16 - Ress Wins Again
   Strip 17 - It Wasn't Worth It
   Strip 18 - You've Got Mail! (Sunday Edition)


Story #23 - The New Girl
   Strip 1 - I'm Not Suprised
   Strip 2 - Good First Impression (Sunday Style)
   Strip 3 - Diplomacy Fails
   Strip 4 - Unpopularity Contest
   Strip 5 - Totally Unbearable
   Strip 6 - Lintor's Lecture (Sunday Style)
   Strip 7 - Dealing With Janice
   Strip 8 - Coherence
   Strip 9 - Interrogation
   Strip 10 - Associative Friendship (Sunday Style)
   Strip 11 - Borrowing
   Strip 12 - Seating Arrangements
   Strip 13 - Lab Partners
   Strip 14 - Neutralizing Janice
   Strip 15 - You Just Can't Win (Sunday Style)
   Strip 16 - Janice Makes a Friend
   Intermission - Hatin' On Mr B


Story #24 - Friday Night Fever
   Strip 1 - With Ress
   Strip 2 - Poster Contrast
   Strip 3 - The Dances Stink
   Strip 4 - Big Gala Scoop
   Strip 5 - Sign Me Up!
   Strip 6 - The Best Money Can Buy
   Strip 7 - Last Laugh
   Strip 8 - Janice's Thoughts On Dances
   Strip 9 - Interesting Developments
   Strip 10 - Unholy Alliance
   Strip 11 - STEVE!!
   Strip 12 - New Management
   Strip 13 - Sweeping Changes
   Strip 14 - Lintor the Ticket Taker
   Strip 15 - The Next Big Thing
   Strip 16 - You'll Have To Do
   Strip 17 - The Dance Room (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 18 - (Nearly) First Arrivals
   Strip 19 - New Policy On Pushing
   Intermission - Happy Holidays (Sunday Edition)
   Strip 20 - Horst Disappoints
   Strip 21 - It Couldn't Hurt
   Strip 22 - Ready To Rock
   Strip 23 - Another Blackout
   Strip 24 - The Real Story
   Strip 25 - Steve Had It Under Control (Sunday Edition)


Story #25: Misguidance
   Intermission - Repetitiveness (Sunday Style)
   Strip 1 - Getting Back On Track
   Strip 2 - Seeking Guidance
   Strip 3 - Not Too Busy
   Strip 4 - Out of the League
   Strip 5 - Doing a Good Job
   Strip 6 - Guidance Meeting
   Strip 7 - Sound Advice
   Strip 8 - Helping People
   Strip 9 - Interpretation
   Intermission - Eyes For the Blind




Story #26: First Strike
   Strip 1 - Just One Man
   Strip 2 - Maximum Alert
   Strip 3 - Lintor's Trap (Sunday Style)
   Strip 4 - Convoy Ambushed!
   Strip 5 - Safely Late
   Strip 6 - Finding a Seat
   Strip 7 - Can't Imagine
   Strip 8 - As I Was Saying
   Strip 9 - The Experiment
   Strip 10 - Copying the Data
   Strip 11 - Completely Not Fair
   Strip 12 - Scared of the Lintians
   Strip 13 - No Time For Games
   Strip 14 - Why Am I Here?
   Strip 15 - Experiment Success!
   Strip 16 - Lintor's Victory
   Strip 17 - Overblown
   Intermission - Spinning Plates




Story #27: Brett and Janice
   Strip 1 - Insincere
   Strip 2 - Macaw's Advice
   Strip 3 - Ress's Honest Opinion
   Strip 4 - Quite Weird
   Strip 5 - Stay Cool
   Strip 6 - Smells Like Failure
   Strip 7 - Seventh Sense
   Strip 8 - Cruel Tension
   Strip 9 - Please Stand By
   Strip 10 - Garbage Fear
   Strip 11 - Momentarily Victorious
   Strip 12 - Popular Mathematics
   Strip 13 - Long Week
   Strip 14 - Last-Minute Checklist
   Strip 15 - Not Too Surreal
   Strip 16 - Change of Plans
   Strip 17 - Spontanious Brett
   Strip 18 - Whose Fault is it?
   Strip 19 - Budget Science
   Strip 20 - Dropped the Bomb
   Strip 21 - Pathetic Losers
   Strip 22 - Nick of Time
   Strip 23 - Ongoing Mission


Story #28: Macaw's Dilemma
   Strip 1 - Two Questions
   Strip 2 - Ress the Councellor
   Strip 3 - Credibility
   Strip 4 - Needs Help
   Strip 5 - Specialization Theory
   Strip 6 - Underlying Message
   Strip 7 - Parental Roles
   Strip 8 - Opening Doors
   Strip 9 - Stealing My Bit
   Strip 10 - Suspiciously Similar


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   Strip 1 - Second-Highest Power
   Strip 2 - Getting Money
   Strip 3 - Perfectly Qualified
   Strip 4 - Professional Coaching
   Strip 5 - Brett's Qualifications
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